Mr. Gray Sweatpants by Cox Whitley

Author:Cox, Whitley
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Whitley Cox
Published: 2022-09-10T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Dear Cuck,

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? I asked Trevor, but that asshole said he wasn’t going tell me. That if he wanted that kind of intel, I had to up my game with some Fancy Feast.

Your cat is a dick if you didn’t already know.

Sincerely,

The Mistress

Dear Mistress,

My favorite flavor is pralines and cream. Nothing better than sucking all the sugar and sweetness off those salty nuts. Don’t you agree?

If Trevor tells you my favorite ice cream is rum raisin, that cat can go and fuck himself. He always gets rum raisin thinking it’s my favorite, when it’s his favorite and I actually hate rum raisin.

My cat is a massive dick!

Yours truly,

The Cuck

Dear Cuck,

I can’t say I’m as keen of a fan of sucking salt off nuts, but I appreciate your enthusiasm. I’m more of a taco person myself. Nothing better than diving into a taco. I’m in my happy place when I’m ears-deep in a good taco.

Trevor DID tell me that rum raisin is your favorite. That lying little bastard. I flipped him off with both fingers when he left, but I don’t think he saw.

What is your opinion on pistachio ice cream?

Sincerely yours,

The taco-loving Mistress

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